my kitten decided to eat all the leaves on my lucky bamboo, then knock out all the pebbles out of it's pot. I believe he may have also eaten one of my goldfish.
This is what is known by biologists and animal behaviorists as the “fuck you mechanism”. Clearly, your kitten feels threatened by the positive energy exuded by your so called “lucky charms” and is returning the energy balance back towards chaos.
She wanted dinner at 3PM. For an hour, everywhere I went, she popped up and went, “mee-RRROW!” when I turned around. I fed her at 4PM (an hour or two early), after I got my cake in the oven. That little bitchcat ate a little of her dinner, then pooped on the floor. Now she’s curled up on my pile of fresh laundry. I love her.
Pretty sure previous anon was just pulling your leg/trolling/whatever you want to call it. Best thing to do with that is to just recognize they're being facetiously antagonistic or ignore them, rather than take them at face value. Carry on, cats-beingdicks!
They didn’t do a good job. Thank you, nice anon!
I think their evilness is part of what we love about them, don't we?
Of course! If you want a nice, friendly pet that listens to you and gives you instant gratification, get a dog. If you want a pet that will teach you about revenge and manipulation, get a cat and complain about it on the Internet.
I don't think it's right for the url to be cats-beingdicks. "dicks" especially should be removed. The photos posted have terrible grammar, and it is a known fact that cats are as smart as us. Of course "us" meaning not including you. This blog is terrible.
Sorry what’s that? I couldn’t hear you over the 700+ followers.
But on a different note, we don’t make those bad grammar photo posts. Other people do. And if you knew anything about the internet, you would know why that is. And yeah it kinda bothers me too. But hey, its the internet. Get used to it.
Oh and we certainly know that cats are very intelligent. They show us that every day by using their smarts for evil. That’s also why we are so fond of them.
Also: you do know that this IS a comedy blog correct? Right?
Stop taking things so seriously. Its the internet. Try and have a little fun while you’re here.
have you guys experienced that your cat did something wrong (like stole your food or broke something etc..) and you caught them in the act, they will stare at you for a brief moment and then will run off? i hate it every time they do that.
YES. Or they don’t move at all like “oh yeah I know I wasn’t supposed to do that but fuck you anyways.”