November 2011
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Scumbag cat
Doesn’t miss me
Drools on my shoes instead of snuggling with me
>:(
-Chelsea
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runthroughit asked: My work has been really slow all day, I just found your blog and I've been laughing my ass off for like an hour straight. Hahahahaha. Thank you for being awesome.
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Peaches and I were talking about what we're gonna...
We’re in the mid 700’s
Would you guys be interested in an Ask the Cats Being Dicks mods type thing? Or should we just shut up and keep posting cats because that’s what you came to the Internet for?
-Chelsea
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catladiessing-deactivated201204 asked: my kitten decided to eat all the leaves on my lucky bamboo, then knock out all the pebbles out of it's pot. I believe he may have also eaten one of my goldfish.
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My cat is such an asshole.
tenderstatue:
She wanted dinner at 3PM. For an hour, everywhere I went, she popped up and went, “mee-RRROW!” when I turned around. I fed her at 4PM (an hour or two early), after I got my cake in the oven. That little bitchcat ate a little of her dinner, then pooped on the floor. Now she’s curled up on my pile of fresh laundry. I love her.
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure previous anon was just pulling your leg/trolling/whatever you want to call it. Best thing to do with that is to just recognize they're being facetiously antagonistic or ignore them, rather than take them at face value. Carry on, cats-beingdicks!
jnflp-deactivated20120425 asked: I think their evilness is part of what we love about them, don't we?
spontaneousmind asked: I think the url is fucking hilarious. Does that anon not know about lolcats?
Hate mail means we’ve made it big :)
-Chelsea
Anonymous asked: I don't think it's right for the url to be cats-beingdicks. "dicks" especially should be removed. The photos posted have terrible grammar, and it is a known fact that cats are as smart as us. Of course "us" meaning not including you. This blog is terrible.
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Anonymous asked: have you guys experienced that your cat did something wrong (like stole your food or broke something etc..) and you caught them in the act, they will stare at you for a brief moment and then will run off? i hate it every time they do that.