My mom just emailed me a picture of our family room carpet with a mountain of cat shit on it because apparently my brother didn’t clean the box for the duration of the 2+ week period they were in Europe so they shit on the floor as revenge.
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Even if a cat (or any pet) has their own food they won’t pay attention to it if they see you have “human food”.
I was eating a sandwich outside when Stella decides to stand right under me and lick her lip very obviously while maintaining eye contact with me and then switching off to look at the sandwich. When that didn’t work for her she then tried the meow-pace tactic. So FINALLY I break off a piece that has plain turkey and hand it to her. She looks back at me when she walks away as if to say “why the hell didn’t you get tuna?”. I could have eaten that fourth of the sandwich…
My cats will taint unattended dairy products. I had a bagel and cream cheese that I left on the coffee table while watching TV, and when I came back from the bathroom, it was being eaten. The forbidden fruit is always sweeter.
My cat likes to chew electronics. It is a very annoying (and expensive) habit. However, the most irritating part of this quirk is that none of the aforementioned electronics belong to me. She only destroys other people’s things. So not only do I get to bask in the joy of reimbursing people, I also get the bonus of feeling like a complete asshole.
This made me laugh out loud more than a few times. I don’t even have a witty/stupid comment. It stands on its own quite well.