one time my cat was seated on the arm rest of the living room chair. I was on the floor below him. Something scared him, and when I turned to look all I saw were claws and teeth flying at my face. Luckily, he didn't do any significant damage and I can laugh about it.
When they were kittens, my cats ran over my brother’s face while he napped on the floor. He wasn’t sure how his face got ripped up.
a couple of my cats follow me into the bathroom and whenever i try to shut them out, they either cry outside the door very obnoxiously or they claw at the carpet and when i let them in, one of them sits in the corner and stares at me, and the other gets very affectionate.
I have one that waits for me to finish showering and then ignores me when I come out. WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME??
My cat eats toilet paper. I`ll set a roll down on the ground next to the bathroom door, most of the time because someone`s in there, and I`ll walk by and suddenly it looks like it snowed all the way up and down the hall. And he`ll just lay in it, and fuss at me when I try to clean it up.
CATS ARE SO WEIRD.
Mine used to eat the corners off of books. I still have some of them missing their corners or perforated with little cat bites.