September 2011
143 posts
My cat used to sleep on my face. Seriously.
We find this is fairly common. It’s probably a coordinated murder effort. Take caution not to encourage it.
-Chelsea
I have one of those little Zen garden things full of sand (you know, you're supposed to rake them and concentrate on being in the now and all that...I don't know, my mom bought it). Anyway, my cat just knocked it over. And then stretched as if to say, "Ah, that's better, more room for my legs." Now there's sand all over my floor. :/
Cats hate Zen. It’s an established fact!
-Chelsea
A cat I house sit for likes to walk around me all night, meow, and bite any skin that isn't covered by a blanket.
I would start to get worried if the cat was carrying salt and pepper to add flavor. -Chelsea
I've been scrolling through and laughing hysterically... This is awesome. My cat likes to wait until the dog is asleep then she jumps on him and bites his ears... Meanwhile he lets her, i think its because she only has 3 legs.. :P
Thank you!! That dog is very nice! I had a dog with 3 legs for a bit and my other dog tortured the fuck out of her. Remember: dogs can be dicks too. Don’t discriminate.
- Peaches
