I have one of those little Zen garden things full of sand (you know, you're supposed to rake them and concentrate on being in the now and all that...I don't know, my mom bought it). Anyway, my cat just knocked it over. And then stretched as if to say, "Ah, that's better, more room for my legs." Now there's sand all over my floor. :/
I've been scrolling through and laughing hysterically... This is awesome. My cat likes to wait until the dog is asleep then she jumps on him and bites his ears... Meanwhile he lets her, i think its because she only has 3 legs.. :P
Thank you!! That dog is very nice! I had a dog with 3 legs for a bit and my other dog tortured the fuck out of her. Remember: dogs can be dicks too. Don’t discriminate.
My boyfriend likes to terrorize and piss off my cats and I told him today after picking up a skirt I was going to wear and discovering it was peed on, "One of the reasons I don't like you being mean to my cats is because the pee on all my stuff."
I had a cat ruin a bean bag chair. I think she mistook it for a giant bag full of cat litter.
But that sounds like a boyfriend being a dick, not a cat yo.
Only about 10% of my house has carpet, maybe less -- there's only a green rug under the coffee table, the rest of the house is hardwood, ceramic tile or Marmoleum tile. You get one guess where Cheddar Meatloaf gives back his catfood every single time.
Your cat’s name is Cheddar Meatloaf? That’s a name that embodies pure evil. Mum wants to redo the house but is waiting for the cats to return to the mother ship first.
I started to follow you today. You guys take submissions? I got a few pics that you might like.
Yeah, our theme is kind of being a dick as well, so we’re going to try and fix it so you guys can do submissions. So when we get everything settled, we’ll let you guys know so we can see what you’ve got!!
one time my cat was seated on the arm rest of the living room chair. I was on the floor below him. Something scared him, and when I turned to look all I saw were claws and teeth flying at my face. Luckily, he didn't do any significant damage and I can laugh about it.
When they were kittens, my cats ran over my brother’s face while he napped on the floor. He wasn’t sure how his face got ripped up.
a couple of my cats follow me into the bathroom and whenever i try to shut them out, they either cry outside the door very obnoxiously or they claw at the carpet and when i let them in, one of them sits in the corner and stares at me, and the other gets very affectionate.
I have one that waits for me to finish showering and then ignores me when I come out. WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME??
My cat eats toilet paper. I`ll set a roll down on the ground next to the bathroom door, most of the time because someone`s in there, and I`ll walk by and suddenly it looks like it snowed all the way up and down the hall. And he`ll just lay in it, and fuss at me when I try to clean it up.
CATS ARE SO WEIRD.
Mine used to eat the corners off of books. I still have some of them missing their corners or perforated with little cat bites.