tastefullyoffensive:

Cat facts. [x]

Panda the cat snatches chicken from a little boy. 

mod note: if there’s one thing i love more than cats being assholes, it’s cats being assholes to children

the-real-goddamazon:

Cats in a fucking nutshell.

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thelhw:

hairoffizz:

thelhw! I saw this gif and thought of Coulson’s weird lettuce habit.

ahahaha yessss
he’s developed a bread habit too! particularly sourdough. I have to hide the loaves because otherwise I wake up and find the bag torn open and the bread all chewed up the next morning.
What a little shit.

thelhw:

hairoffizz:

thelhw! I saw this gif and thought of Coulson’s weird lettuce habit.

ahahaha yessss

he’s developed a bread habit too! particularly sourdough. I have to hide the loaves because otherwise I wake up and find the bag torn open and the bread all chewed up the next morning.

What a little shit.

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gallifrey-feels:

itsvondell:

I “lost” my tablet pen and I had a feeling Tesla stole it from my desk, so I investigated. He ran to the fridge and I followed him and remembered that he lost his egg (pictured) under there a little while ago. I pulled the fridge out to see if my tablet pen might be hiding there too.

Tesla STOLE everything we’ve lost in the past few months and put it under the refrigerator. My tablet pen along with 6 other pens/pencils, the bottom part to an iPhone charging case, a handful of buttons, part of my hair clippers, our lego man magnet, clothespins, a candle, along with various bottlecaps, paperclips, magnets, chopsticks, and drinking straws. He nearly got Erin’s whole weekday pill case under there.
He is a MONSTER … He must be stopped


well you named him Tesla. He was probably trying to build a death ray.

gallifrey-feels:

itsvondell:

I “lost” my tablet pen and I had a feeling Tesla stole it from my desk, so I investigated. He ran to the fridge and I followed him and remembered that he lost his egg (pictured) under there a little while ago. I pulled the fridge out to see if my tablet pen might be hiding there too.

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Tesla STOLE everything we’ve lost in the past few months and put it under the refrigerator. My tablet pen along with 6 other pens/pencils, the bottom part to an iPhone charging case, a handful of buttons, part of my hair clippers, our lego man magnet, clothespins, a candle, along with various bottlecaps, paperclips, magnets, chopsticks, and drinking straws. He nearly got Erin’s whole weekday pill case under there.

He is a MONSTER … He must be stopped

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well you named him Tesla. He was probably trying to build a death ray.

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4gifs:

Cat destroys roof at Olympic arena. [video]

4gifs:

Cat destroys roof at Olympic arena. [video]

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