saberspinner:

The antics of my cat xD

saberspinner:

The antics of my cat xD

kissingblacklips:

TRUE THAT

kissingblacklips:

TRUE THAT

miss-cg:

She hates her little brother

miss-cg:

She hates her little brother

girlargueswithtree:

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. you are a cat which means that you cannot read which means that you cannot work which means you don’t need files. i however am at work and i need this file. but i cannot access this file because you, being a cat, are currently laying on it.

This looks like the perfect place to sleep.

girlargueswithtree:

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. you are a cat which means that you cannot read which means that you cannot work which means you don’t need files. i however am at work and i need this file. but i cannot access this file because you, being a cat, are currently laying on it.

This looks like the perfect place to sleep.

girlargueswithtree:

getoutoftherecat:

this cat really won’t move. i mean really.

fuck you bitch dis my chair now

getoutoftherecat:

that is very mean cat. how dare you try to impede that man’s workout. just because you don’t want to work out doesn’t mean you need to sabotage him.

getoutoftherecat:

that is very mean cat. how dare you try to impede that man’s workout. just because you don’t want to work out doesn’t mean you need to sabotage him.

(via girlargueswithtree)

girlargueswithtree:

getoutoftherecat:

stop that cat. that is my meat. i did not spend over an hour painstakingly marinating and turning that over on the grill perfectly so you could devour it in 20 seconds with your unsophisticated kitty taste buds. how do i know your taste buds are unsophisticated? because you eat plastic, cat. you eat plastic.

CATS BEING DICKS

girlargueswithtree:

getoutoftherecat:

stop that cat. that is my meat. i did not spend over an hour painstakingly marinating and turning that over on the grill perfectly so you could devour it in 20 seconds with your unsophisticated kitty taste buds. how do i know your taste buds are unsophisticated? because you eat plastic, cat. you eat plastic.

CATS BEING DICKS