
The antics of my cat xD

TRUE THAT
She hates her little brother
get off of there cat. you are a cat which means that you cannot read which means that you cannot work which means you don’t need files. i however am at work and i need this file. but i cannot access this file because you, being a cat, are currently laying on it.
This looks like the perfect place to sleep.
this cat really won’t move. i mean really.
fuck you bitch dis my chair now
that is very mean cat. how dare you try to impede that man’s workout. just because you don’t want to work out doesn’t mean you need to sabotage him.
(via girlargueswithtree)
stop that cat. that is my meat. i did not spend over an hour painstakingly marinating and turning that over on the grill perfectly so you could devour it in 20 seconds with your unsophisticated kitty taste buds. how do i know your taste buds are unsophisticated? because you eat plastic, cat. you eat plastic.
CATS BEING DICKS






